Out Of The Mouth Of Babes #3

Tonight after I got Max out of the bath he started pulling at his left ear. It made sort of a squeaky sound so I told him he probably just got a little water in it. He looked at me and replied, "I think it's my brain juice."

Out of the Mouth of Babes #2

I knew Max was up to no good when he rode his little ride-on toy into my closet.  I have Valentine candy hiding in there and suspected that's what he was after.  A minute or two later he rides out saying, "I have nothing mom."  Translation: I have something I shouldn't.  I told him I wanted to check the wheels on his ride-on, and even though he looked a little suspicious of my claim, he wheeled over the toy.  I pretended to check the wheels and then went straight to the seat (it lifts up).  "No, Mom!"  Opening it I discovered about 10 packets if starburst!  That stinker.  I explained to him he could not have all of them because they would make his belly hurt.  I even said he might throw up.  He looked straight at me, his clusters of cute freckles speckling his little nose and exclaimed, "That's okay.  You can clean it up!"  Dang those cute freckles!

Out of the Mouth of Babes

Max, tonight, as he got ready for bed:

Max: Are bones real?
Me: Yes.
Max: I don't like bones.  I'm scared of bones.